1. What is dis

    (Source: dcypoe, via one-handsome-devil)

     


  2. imbobswaget:

    things ppl say that alerts you to them being the actual worst:

    • john was my favourite beatle 
    • abolishing religion would solve a lot of problems 
    • i’m not a racist i hate all races equally 
    • disliking someone because of their political affiliation is ridiculous 
    • but if you think abou it stereotypes do exist for a reason 
    • god, can you believe people on welfare own iphones 
    what’s wrong with John Lennon

    (via qiow)

     


  3. Not A Joke

    badkidsjokes:

    THIS IS NOT A JOKE BUT MY PET DOG EATS CAT FOOD

     


  4. The Fridge

    badkidsjokes:

    why shoudnt you go to the fridge without permition

    because it will come for its revenge

    consensual contract between child and fridge
     


  5. pearswhy:

    imagineyouricon:

    imagine your icon teaching you how to kiss

    #learning from the best #which is me

    oh my god kEVIn

    I mentioned him for a reason
     


    1. Sera: you would be my first girl kiss
    2. niiiiiiin: you would be my first Asian boy kiss
     


  6. sera we have to kiss each other now

    for you know


    revenge

     

  7. pearswhy:

    stacysdad:

    the guys in my grade took photos kissing each other to post around my school as a senior prank

    the blonde one is my boyfriend

    oh my god this is way more hot than you described Ben looks so demure
     

  8. how do. I fix this

     


  9. Protip draw gaynporn in a sketchbook completely forget about it and when the vital moment strikes let the boy of your dreams flip through it while u, behind him, experience a cathartic moment where your life flashes before your eyes it will change you

     

  10. pearswhy:

    carter sent me this and said “it’s like Casper mixed with a strange asian boy”

    *lovely asian boy

     


  11. Hello

     

  12. I just realized I never got my wisdom teeth back after removing them

    what the heck